Alright my vertically challenged friends! Do you wish you were a little bit taller? Fellas are you tired of being 5 11' but never 6ft? Well with a couple broken legs you can be up to 1 foot taller! A procedure called "Distraction Osteogenesis" can help you lengthen your tibia (big ole leg bone) as your legs heal from its brokenness. Unless you're down with having months of physical therapy learning how to walk again along with a multitude of horrible side effects and a whopping hospital bill, i'm pretty sure you're better off staying the same size friends!